Bores Me To Tears

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⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Death.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Stuff.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Math.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Twitter.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀History.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Exercise.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Sermons.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Excuses.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Waiting.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Therapy.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Forms.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Silence.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Lies.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Golf.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Driving.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Bills.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Routine.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Commercials.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Chess.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Chores.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Insomnia.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Rules.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Parades.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Politics.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Lists.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Me.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of me.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of death.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of lists.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of stuff.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of politics.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of math.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of parades.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of Twitter.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of rules.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of history.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of insomnia.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of exercise.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of chores.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of sermons.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of chess.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of excuses.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of commercials.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of waiting.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of routine.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of therapy.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of bills.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of forms.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of driving.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of silence.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of golf.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀News of lies.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on lies.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on me.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on golf.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on death.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on silence.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on lists.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on driving.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on stuff.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on forms.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on politics.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on bills.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on math.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on therapy.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on parades.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on routine.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on Twitter.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on waiting.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on rules.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on commercials.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on history.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on excuses.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on insomnia.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on chess.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on exercise.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on sermons.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Essays on chores.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for organizing chores.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for telling good lies.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for outlining sermons.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for knowing the real me.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for surviving exercise.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for the zen of golf.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for winning at chess.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for preparing for death.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for productive insomnia.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for breaking the silence.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for thinking up excuses.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for listing my lists.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for memorizing history.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for aggressive driving.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for optimizing commercials.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for collecting stuff.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for bending rules.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for filling out forms.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for outlasting waiting.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for selling politics.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for tweaking Twitter.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for forgetting bills.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for making it routine.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for simplifying math.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for judging parades.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Illustrated guides for continuing therapy.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos about therapy.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos showing chores.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos of local parades.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos that are lies.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos about anything math.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos of motivational sermons.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos of dry routine.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos involving me.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos on ripping up bills.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos on sweating out exercise.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos linked from Twitter.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos of how to suck at golf.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos against the other side’s politics.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos of live-action chess.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos of people still waiting.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos about life after death.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos walking me through forms.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos for when I’ve got insomnia.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos about YouTube’s rules.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos of scenes filmed in silence.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos of just any old stuff.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos meant as excuses.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos that are only commercials.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos on sponsored lists.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos about truck driving.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀YouTube videos about prehistoric history.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People knowledgable on history.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People performing therapy.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People doing lots of driving.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People prioritizing their chores.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People sharing their lists.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People spectating parades.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People reciting favorite commercials.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People believing their own lies.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People reinventing common excuses.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People caring about math.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People interested in stuff.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People listening to sermons.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People reading in silence.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People following routine.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People breaking their own rules.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People paying attention to me.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People encouraging insomnia.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People mailing out bills.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People rejecting completed forms.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People in a perpetual state of exercise.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People living out their own death.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People telling us of it on Twitter.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People who don’t mind waiting.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People taking up golf.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People still bothering with chess.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀People killing us in the name of politics.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of politics.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of history.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of chess.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of therapy.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of golf.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of driving.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of waiting.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of chores.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of Twitter.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of lists.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of death.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of parades.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of exercise.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of commercials.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of forms.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of lies.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of bills.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of excuses.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of insomnia.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of math.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of me.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of stuff.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of rules.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of sermons.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of routine.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The science of silence.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations twisting the silence.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations debating politics.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations practicing routine.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations honoring history.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations delivering sermons.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations discussing chess.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations deciding the rules.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations disguising therapy.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations saying stuff.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations glamorizing golf.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations concerning me.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations steering the driving.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations solving math.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations extending waiting.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations stirring insomnia.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations handing out chores.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations shrugging off excuses.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations tagging things for Twitter.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations remembering those bills.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations shuffling through lists.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations spreading malicious lies.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations accepting death.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations fitting authorized forms.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations marching out like parades.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations sounding like bad commercials.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Conversations doing their ordinary exercise.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to boost my exercise.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to listen to my silence.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to shop my commercials.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to realign my politics.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to lead my parades.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to streamline my routine.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to proofread my forms.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to repeat my history.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to prolong my death.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to master my sermons.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to improve my lies.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to work my chess.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to train my lists.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to force my rules.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to file all my bills.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to believe in my therapy.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to make money off Twitter.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to do my stuff.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to fold my excuses.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to talk up my golf.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to perfect my chores.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to recognize what’s me.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to live with my insomnia.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to accelerate my driving.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to confront my waiting.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Advice on how to fake my math.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Apps for sermons.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Apps for lists.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Apps for Twitter.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Apps for routine.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Apps for driving.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Apps for exercise.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Apps for me.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Apps for history.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Apps for bills.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of bills.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of insomnia.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of history.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of forms.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of me.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of therapy.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of exercise.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of rules.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of driving.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of death.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of routine.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of chores.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of Twitter.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of silence.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of lists.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of waiting.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of sermons.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of parades.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of golf.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of stuff.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of commercials.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of chess.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of math.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of lies.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of politics.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀The poetry of excuses.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about excuses.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about bills.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about politics.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about insomnia.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about lies.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about history.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about math.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about forms.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about chess.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about me.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about commercials.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about therapy.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about stuff.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about exercise.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about golf.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about rules.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about parades.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about driving.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about sermons.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about death.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about waiting.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about routine.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about lists.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about chores.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about silence.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Thinking about Twitter.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Seriously following Twitter.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Sincerely accepting excuses.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Subconsciously hearing silence.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Swiftly paying bills.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Spotlessly accomplishing chores.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Steadily practicing politics.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Summarily copying lists.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Sleeplessly bedding insomnia.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Solidly doing routine.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Spiritually believing lies.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Slowly anticipating waiting.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Sentimentally recording history.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Strictly embracing death.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Strictly embracing math.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Sentimentally recording sermons.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Squarely completing forms.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Safely learning driving.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Skillfully playing chess.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Soberly watching parades.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Sensitively touching me.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Solemnly obeying rules.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Studiously catching commercials.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Scrupulously gauging golf.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Specifically yielding to therapy.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Severely performing exercise.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Somehow being stuff.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free stuff.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free Twitter.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free exercise.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free excuses.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free therapy.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free silence.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free golf.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free bills.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free commercials.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free chores.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free rules.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free politics.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free me.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free lists.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free parades.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free insomnia.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free chess.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free routine.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free driving.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free lies.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free forms.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free waiting.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free sermons.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free history.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free math.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▫⠀⠀Free death.
⠀⠀⠀⠀▪⠀⠀Sermons, bills, commercials, excuses,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀math, chores, driving, rules,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Twitter, silence, lists, golf,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀insomnia, parades, routine,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀exercise, chess, forms,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀history, politics, therapy,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀waiting, lies, stuff, and me.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(Oh, and death.)


prompted by Daily Prompt: ( YAWN ) at the Daily Post

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8 Responses to Bores Me To Tears

  1. Cyn, this was both true and sarcastically hilarious! The list was like FOX News, droning on and oooonnnnnnn… Abusers and their excuses was excellent. Should tell you, I am married to a pastor, but I understand your dislike of sermons!!!

    This is one for the ages. Bet it gets re-blogged a lot. Excellent, if… just a TAD long…! ha ha Amy

    • Heh. I figured this was as good a way as any to make the point. Call it an extended metaphor.

      Actually, I had some trepidation over whether Sara would return to kick my ass over it. I’m using the sestina methodology on a 26-line 26-stanza version. Of course here for the sake of the element of sarcasm.

      It did at least teach me to love this longer adaptation of the form. I’m already working on a serious one. Not that this one wasn’t its own degree of seriousness.

      Thanks for sticking with enough to see past the recital. And for your good comment. ✒Cyn

  2. Kia Ora, Cyn. This was so fitting, so appropriate, so creatively devised…
    so freaking funny! Thank you for giving me a laugh at ten to midnight!

  3. and not only do i not expect my ice cream back, i’m a little embarrassed that i offered so little for the opportunity. i won’t call you fearless as per your latest poem, tho i do believe there is serenity in you, and i can say, you are brilliant.and one exceptional poet.

    yes, i’m absolutely sure about that.

    • Not only do you not get your ice cream back, but watch out, I’m a threat to come around raiding your freezer when you’re asleep. My only pause for thought now is how to hold up my end of the bargain – torturing you with a week’s pass inside this excruciating brain they gave me. That’s a feat even my therapist hasn’t yet managed. Denise knows the way, but you wouldn’t want to go through what she had to go through to get there. But you’re not too far off from one way in, dragging me back to this poem… Hmmmm, maybe if I twist it on up a few notches higher, maybe even to one Sara left unfinished, that would be worth a spoonful of that ice cream… Cyn

      • geez, i went back to read your poem again, and only then realized there were the other pages….no one’s ever written anything like that, and that it would be you, who is on a pedestal among poets to me. i hardly know what to say through these sniffles…ty, ty, ty….

        *hint*
        and this would be a good time to raid the freezer,
        just made some home made ice cream
        my door is always open, dear poet

        • My other pages? WordPress may have provided the hinges and the holes, but you were the one who sent me off looking for secret ways in. Now even I’m going to get myself lost in there before I come out for air again. What’d you put in that ice cream? Cyn

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