American custom when a friend won’t do as wanted
is to give the boot to our previously chosen incumbent.
Marriages should have term limits and open elections
to make it easy to switch for whom we make exceptions.
This so-called Tea Party’s like their namesake in Boston,
nice for a night but damn boring to sleep with too often.
We all have our moment of smoking our crack of choice,
but the one we keep around’s our true love’s vilest vice.