There once was a woman from Butte
whose shaved head a suitor thought cute
until she undressed
and he found all the rest
of her body completely hirsute.
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10/11/2020 7:28 AM
as prompted by Mad Kane’s Humor Blog
clarior e tenebris 
Claimed Pierre’s margin note, “The cube root
of the sum of two cubes won’t compute,
nor for all powers higher.”
Thereby did he inspire
countless hours of great math in pursuit.
I once wore a green three-piece suit
to exchange vows said were absolute.
Hers weren’t true that day.
Mine were so all the way
though my reasoning’s now rather moot.
Mitch McConnell should’ve kept his mouth mute
and the Senate should’ve then followed suit.
But a different drum’s drummin’ —
Election Day’s comin’
when this evil regime we’ll uproot.
With the best nasal Dylan one might impute,
“your dancing child with his Chinese suit…
I want you so bad”
I sang as he had,
but my mouth organ play earned me her boot.
Permitted disparity impute.
Most valuable rates therefrom transmute.
Satisfy ABPs
for enough NCEs.
Your key HCEs then follow suit.
Jesus Christ, sir, it’s time to reboot
your brain! Hang it up with your suit
and retire! Quit the Service!
You’re making us nervous —
good limericks aren’t meant to compute!
If the limerick form doesn’t suit
pension nondiscrim tests, oh well shoot!
Did I get my rate groups
wound around in strange loops?
Must be so if we don’t circumvolute.
That line ain’t workin’, you silly old coot.
Problem is workin’ life’s still your pursuit.
Relax. Take a breather.
Write a limerick. But either
burn your tax code, else be gettin’ the boot!!
*snort* Eh, he’s a silly old coot??
Like they say’s said, When if the suit
fits well, he should wear it
to hell. Still you merit
a brisk spanking for acting so cute.
Have you still as yet not realized
how an actuary’s head’s organized?
You can’t end my pursuit
with book-burning tribute —
I’ve got gobs of tax code memorized!
There once was a civil lawsuit
of a private pre-office dispute
for which now Trump abuses
his oath, since he uses
Barr’s resources to prosecute.